Alright, buckle up. So, there’s this Call of Duty: Warzone update, right? Dropped on May 13, and lemme tell ya, it’s quite, well, a mix of chaos and tweaks. The High Art event got stretched out till May 22. No, seriously, they just decided to give everyone more time. Maybe someone forgot the original deadline and went, “Hey, why not?”
Okay, so, Raven Software—they’re the brains behind all this—patched some weird thing with aiming. Apparently, your sights were all messed up if you were crouching or just laying low. Made folks move like snails when they shouldn’t have. Now, that’s taken care of. At least, that’s what they claim.
Oh, and that Season 3 Reloaded update, did anyone see it? They added this motorbike—Triumph TF 250-X—pure speed demon, if you ask me. And some funky new contracts like Big Game Bounty. Yeah, that one sounds grandiose, right? You got loot zones popping up like it’s a game of whack-a-mole.
Now, let me dive into this zombie thing in the Gulag. Seriously, there was this mind-boggling bug. Imagine being all set to respawn, and bam, a zombie’s chomping at you. Not something you’d picture, but it’s happening. It’s got folks talking—well, freaking out, if we’re being honest.
Anyway, they’ve swapped Restock for Fire Sale in those ranked circles. Fire Sale must’ve been the life of the party, and now it’s benched. Plus, emotes got the boot in Ranked Play. Guess someone was using them as a sneaky edge. Who knew waving could be so strategic?
And bugs. Oh, there’s always something, right? Reviving teammates took forever—like grab-a-cup-of-coffee long. That’s smoothed out. Plus, there was this Prestige menu hiccup during matchmaking. Nobody could figure out how Prestige works. Now, they can—or so we’re told.
So yeah, this update is a real mishmash of extended events, fixed bugs, and, you know, whatever magic Raven’s thrown in. Who needs structure, anyway, when gaming’s this wild?
