Well, here’s something kinda interesting… or not, depending on your thoughts about video games. No lie, 33 Immortals (what a name, right?) is making a comeback for Xbox Insiders, and get this—right on May 20 at 8 am PT (or maybe that’s 11 am ET, my time zone knowledge is sketchy at best). They’re doing this playtest thing for 6 days, wrapping up on May 26. It’s pretty cool that Thunder Lotus decided to throw some updates in there and, hey, it’s even rolling out on Xbox One. Finally! Seriously though, they’re being kinda secretive about the spaces available. Mark your calendar if you’re game for it.
Speaking of the game, you’re this poor soul—damned, they say—and you rebel. Sounds dramatic, doesn’t it? You go toe-to-toe with God’s judgment alongside, wait for it, 32 other people. Think chaotic co-op battles with that instant “jump in and fight” kinda vibe. It’s monster madness out there with gigantic, tough-as-nails bosses. You gotta work together or… become soul toast? Anyway, stack up on relics to keep your soul buffed. Sounds almost poetic facing God’s wrath with your buddies.
Got curious? Hit up the 33 Immortals website if you’re feeling it.
Now, updates—oh boy, they’ve been tweaking stuff like crazy. They’re letting us switch up controls. Plus, your weapons got a makeover; Sword of Justice, Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, Daggers of Greed—balanced, thanks to your input (or so they claim). Fixed those pesky Feats too! More details are lurking in their patch notes if you’re a detail-obsessed gamer.
Here’s the rundown on when you can jump in:
– Start: Tuesday, May 20th, 8 am PT (11 am ET—yeah, I mentioned that before)
– End: Monday, May 26th, same time. Set an alarm, maybe!
To dive into this madness, here’s the deal:
– Boot up your Xbox or Windows PC. Fire up that Xbox Insider Hub app. Install it if it’s missing.
– Head to Previews > 33 Immortals.
– Smash that Join button, wait (what else can you do?), then download 33 Immortals Beta.
Remember, space is like a rock concert—limited and first-come-first-served.
Oh, and now, Xbox One’s invited to the party alongside Xbox Series X|S and Windows PC. Is it weird that I don’t know much about those consoles? Maybe next lifetime.
Got a gripe or a glitch? Here’s how you scream it out:
– Hold the home button your Xbox controller.
– Hit Report a problem.
– Pick Games and 33 Immortals Beta.
– Spill the details and help them help you.
For more of this stuff, check @XboxInsider on X/Twitter—I’m not calling it anything else—or lurk around their blog for news. Want a chat about this? Reddit’s your friend with the Xbox Insider SubReddit.
So there you have it, a messy rundown on 33 Immortals. If you’re diving in, good luck—it sounds like a chaotic blast.
