Today’s Top Deals: Samsung Gaming Monitors, Crucial 2TB SSD for PS5, and More

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Okay, so it’s Saturday, July 5th, and you’re sitting around thinking, “Hmm, what deals should I not let slip by?” Well, I dug around and found some gems you might want to see. And, trust me, these aren’t your usual sort of meh deals — they’re primo stuff.

### Big Savings on Samsung Gaming Monitors

Alright, so let’s kick it off with these big flashy screens. Samsung’s got some wild offers on gaming monitors. First up, that shiny 32” Odyssey QD-OLED G8 (really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?). Got OLED for blacks so deep you could probably drown in them — in a good way? Not sure what that means either, but oh well. Then there’s the G9 49-Inch Curved OLED — now that’s a beast. Was almost two grand, but you can snag it for just a smidge less than a grand. Makes a huge difference for your gaming setup, or at least that’s what the hype says.

### Crucial T500 2TB Gen4 SSD – Just Take It

You know what’s better than running out of space? Not running out. So consider this 2TB SSD, because who doesn’t need more storage? Promise, it’s speedy — those numbers honestly fly over my head, but they’re impressive. PC, PlayStation 5 — take your pick. It’s all in there.

### Get Assassin’s Creed Shadows for Only $49.99

Assassin’s Creed Shadows is still a thing, and you’ll drop just under fifty bucks for it. We said in our 8/10 review (can’t remember exactly when we did this review) that they sharpened things up nicely. Keeps you entertained and possibly up all night, not that I’d know from personal experience. Ahem.

### Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition on Switch for a Steal

Wait, Borderlands 3 for pocket change? Yep, $17.97 or something close to that. Tons of DLCs and over 30 cosmetic items. That’s a lot of digital dressing up, right? If you’re excited for Borderlands 4, get on this bandwagon.

### Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide for Bookworms

Metaphor: ReFantazio has a strategy guide that’s nearly 600 pages long. Just let that sink in for a second — 600 pages! Why? I have no clue. But hey, it’s got Archetypes, Bonds, all that jazz. Might save you a few game overs or a bit of hair-pulling.

### Steam Summer Sale Goodies

The Steam Summer Sale is wrapping up — of course, they’re practically giving games away. Get big titles for less than your coffee budget. RPGs galore, folks. Miss this, and you’ll play catch-up all year long. Or don’t. I won’t know what you decide.

### And… Donkey Kong Bananza!

Yeah, Donkey Kong Bananza — bananas is in the name, so you know it’s going to be a wild ride. Set on traveling to the planet’s core — where they give out wishes, supposedly? Sounds nutty enough to work. It’s the top-seller on Amazon, which basically means pre-order it before it’s gone and you’re left in the dust.

And with that, happy shopping. Or saving. Or whatever you plan to do with these deals.