Nintendo’s eShop gave us a little gift this week, I guess. So many games—new ones and those tempting sales that make you rethink your budget. I know I’ve spent way too much time browsing instead of, you know, actually playing. But who can resist?
Nintendo eShop Sales
Deals on deals! Seriously. Some of these bargains might just make you wanna snatch up everything. Not saying I did that, but no judgments here if you find yourself sinking into the rabbit hole of discounts.
New Nintendo Switch Games
So, let’s dive into what’s new. Spoiler: there’s a lot.
- 7’scarlet: This one’s got… something. Not sure.
- ABSURDIKA: Rebuild: Not a clue what this means, but sounds intriguing.
- American Arcadia: U.S.A vibes, maybe? I’m guessing.
- Apocalypse Market Simulator: Because we all need practice for the end times?
- Arcade Archives Punk Shot: Retro feels, anyone?
- Aureole – Wings of Hope: If only wings were real.
- Capcom Fighting Collection 2: Coming Friday, May 16. Mark your calendars.
- Cipher Monk: Mysterious? Maybe. (Out May 21)
- CTHULOOT: Lovecraft-inspired? Send help.
- Death Park: 4k Remaster: Probably not for the faint-hearted.
- Dice People: Are they really made of dice?
- EGGCONSOLE Rune Worth PC-9801: Sounds too fancy for me.
- EGGCONSOLE Schwarzschild PC-9801: Ditto.
- Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time: Time thief? Available May 21.
- Fluffy Snakes: Kinda want a pet snake now.
- Ghost of Boarding School: Creepy vibes, posh setting.
- Hannah’s Day: Coming May 17—what’s her day like, anyway?
- Hidden Kittens: Kingdom of Cats: Cats. Everywhere.
- Into the Restless Ruins: Reminds me of my messy bedroom.
- Kamitsubaki City Regenerate: Urban vibes, maybe renewal?
- Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo: Arriving Friday, May 16.
- Mirage: Ignis Fatuus: What does that even mean?
- Mostroscopy: Also dropping on Friday, May 16.
- Neon Apex: Beyond the Limit: Limit-pushing things on Friday, May 16.
- Neon Roller: Fast and flashy.
- Oonly Up! Cars: Cars… but only up? Available May 18.
- Our Exciting Summer Camp: Probably more fun than it sounds?
- Paper Plane: Flying in Friday, May 16.
- Preserve: Of what?
- Race Track Maniacs: Speed demons unite.
- Strings Theory: Music? Science? Honestly, no idea.
- SYNESTHESIA: Kicking off Friday, May 16—color my world.
Whew, that’s a lineup. Ready or not, here come loads of options to keep us occupied, entertained, and maybe a little overwhelmed. Enjoy the madness, folks.
