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So there’s this game, right? “It Takes Two.” Ever heard of it? Anyway, it’s super discounted on Steam right now—like 70% off! But, yeah, you gotta be quick because the deal’s expiring on August… uh, 11th? I swear I’d forget my own birthday. Anyway, let’s talk about this game a bit.
Hazelight Studios, the brains behind this masterpiece, kinda blew up thanks to it. Like, skyrocketed. They aren’t overnight sensations, but hey, close enough. Haven’t given this gem a whirl yet? Now’s a good time because cheap games are a thing of beauty, trust me.
But before I get sidetracked—right, the game. So, here’s the thing: you play as this couple, May and Cody. They’re seriously having a rough patch, like “let’s-divorce” rough. Next thing they know, poof! They’re tiny dolls traipsing through a world that’s basically their own home. It’s weirdly magical. And no, I’m not crying, you are.
The coolest part? It’s split-screen co-op. I mean, yeah, you can play online, sure, but there’s just something about old-school couch gaming, right? Each level’s got some whacky puzzles, too. One moment you’re arguing over a matchstick shooter, the next you’ve got space boots, flipping gravity. Does that even make sense? Honestly, who cares. It’s fun. That’s what counts.
Oh, the price is usually $39.99. But with this crazy discount, it’s a mere $11.99. Insane, right? But don’t wait past Monday, August 11—just give it a go.
Now about those abilities—May and Cody get all these random powers relevant to the level they’re on. Keeps you on your toes, constantly. Like, how do you even come up with that stuff? Sap-shooting guns? I can’t even make this up.
The dialogue’s got this quirky vibe, with their not-so-subtle jabs and some pretty hilarious side characters easing the tension. I’m chuckling just thinking about it. But let’s not even get started on emotional bits—deep, man, deep.
This game? So worth it. Especially if you love that co-op feel. I mean, who doesn’t love some good ol’ multiplayer chaos? Just remember, August 11!
Phew, okay, I think that’s it. Go play already. Or don’t, live your life. No pressure.
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There you have it!