Sure thing! Let’s jump into this, but brace yourself for a ride through my scattered brain. What really gets me is how every week — yeah, every single week — Sony just drops this giant heap of goodies on PlayStation folk. I’m talking PS4, PS5, VR… and PlayStation Plus. Like a never-ending buffet of digital fun. Not sure why, but I always imagine a goblin hoarding treasure every time I think of these weekly updates. Odd, huh?
North America’s Moment – Or Something
Okay, hear me out. July’s PlayStation Plus lineup is kinda like a playlist made for a long road trip. You know the one where you get that mix of songs that make you question your music choices? Anyway, here it is:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition: Right, so this one’s on both PS4 and PS5. Imagine the chaos.
- Jusant: Strictly for PS5 folks.
- The King of Fighter XV: Getting nostalgic? PS4 and PS5 too. Woohoo.
What’s New on PS4 & PS5?
Here’s where I just lose track. A hurricane of games and simulators. And who doesn’t love a good simulator? It’s like, why experience real life when you can simulate it, right? Okay, let’s dive in:
- 3 on 3 Soccer: Because why not kick a virtual ball around?
- Against the Storm: That sounds hectic, doesn’t it?
- Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator: Simulating zombies? Maybe it’s for when you need a break from simulating humans.
- The Alpha Wolf: No clue, but I bet there’s howling involved.
- Anger Foot: I imagine something to do with karate… who knows.
… and more—so much more. Like Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead—I don’t even know where to start there. My brain’s spinning with Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON and SPINAL BREAKERS, not that I’ve ever played them. Ever just start a game and think, “What was I even doing?”
Some titles like Cash Wash Simulator just scream niche, you know? Death Stranding 2: ON THE BEACH sounds like it might be peaceful — or not! Who’s making up these names anyway?
Moving on—or hang on—look at Farmer’s Life. Possibly therapeutic amidst this chaos? I bet that appeals to the inner peace seeker in all of us or something.
The list goes on and on, much like my late-night internet spirals. Legendary Hoplite, Maze: Interim Odyssey, My Recycling Center… and a bizarre mix where every title seems like a tiny window into an alternate universe.
Can I just say, SUPERmarket Manager 2025 sounds creepily futuristic? Will we all be replaced by then? Who knows. Robots maybe? I’d rather consider TRUCK SIMULATOR 25 VR – AMERICAN DRIVER, to be honest. There’s something about long virtual drives that just… clicks with me.
Anyway — wait, are we jumping to Europe next? Guess so. Stay tuned or get lost, whichever comes first.