Alright, picture this: xAI’s Grok lands in Teslas. But hang on, it’s cozying up only to the Ryzen crowd. Intel fans? Sorry, you’re out in the cold for now. Yeah, I know, it’s kind of like picking teams for dodgeball and Intel didn’t make the cut.
### Can’t Believe It’s Just Ryzen
So, here’s the deal. Grok’s finally hit the Tesla scene, which is cool, right? I mean, techy chatty cars — who wouldn’t want that? Yet, there’s this catch. Grok’s AI wizardry won’t show love to Intel systems. Why? Well, those older Intel gizmos, they just can’t keep up. It’s like trying to watch a 4K movie on a dial-up connection. Or maybe it’s about squeezing whatever juice AMD’s Ryzen can offer? Hard to say.
Oh, there’s a tweet about it — some Sawyer Merritt guy? Grok’s out there, rolling in U.S. Teslas stuffed with AMD chips. And if you’re wondering which chip your car’s hiding, go click through Settings > Software > Additional Vehicle Info. But yeah, Intel chips won’t… well, they just won’t.
Onwards!
You gotta dig into your Tesla’s guts (not literally, geez) to figure out if Grok’s your new AI buddy. For now, it’s like a chatty sidekick — no steering hijinks or climate shenanigans. Though, if you’ve got the Ryzen hardware, it’s kinda awesome to see what Grok blurts out next.
Let’s rewind a bit.
Back in the pre-2021 days, Tesla cozied up with Intel processors. But then, boom, Ryzen came strutting in with its V3000 Series. Imagine Zen 3 architecture partying with eight cores. Wild, right? These power the super snazzy infotainment systems we see now. So, yeah, Intel’s old platform just couldn’t keep pace with Grok’s needs for more zen-like computing prowess.
Fast forward.
Got the 2025.26 update? Go get it if you want Grok’s chuckle-worthy antics. Seriously, missing this would be like skipping dessert. Just, you know, make sure your system’s up-to-date so you don’t miss the AI hilarity train.
And, uh, where was I going with this? Right. Gotta love these quirky chip showdowns. Keeps life, and our cars, spicy.
