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So, guess what? Magic: The Gathering’s pulling in Team Avatar, right? Sounds wild, but yeah, your favorite Avatar: The Last Airbender folks are getting their own cards. And who are we super hyped about? Yup, the Cabbage Merchant! Yeah, I know, the guy whose cabbages are forever getting trashed by Aang and his sky bison, Appa. And then there’s that iconic yell – “My cabbages!!!” I swear, that’s like burned in my brain forever.
Anyway, they showed off the Cabbage Merchant card during this Magic livestream thing on Tuesday. It’s part of this Jumpstart deal, which is usually for newbies learning the game. But don’t write it off too quickly. Even hardcore players might wanna mess around with it. Oh, and heads up, these Jumpstart cards are good to go in Commander games but nah, not in Standard. Just thought I’d throw that in there.
Right, I went on a tangent for a sec – back to the livestream! They were dropping hints that we might get different takes on the Cabbage Merchant. Like, he might pop up looking totally different – chirpier or, who knows, maybe even grumpier. Some host even chuckled, “We might see more of him on some other art, and he’s not always this happy.” Makes you think, right? Yeah, well, we’ll see.
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Does any of this make sense? Probably not. But, hey, that’s the fun of it, huh?