Oblivion Remastered Mod Introduces Rock-Eating Feature

Hey, so I stumbled upon this wild mod the other day. You know how we’re always looking for the next thing to spice up our gaming? Well, there’s this new Oblivion Remastered mod — total game-changer. Literally, you can eat rocks now. I know, it sounds nuts, but stick with me.

Picture the scene: you’re the Hero of Kvatch, right? Empire savior or whatever, but now you’re also… a connoisseur of minerals? It cracked me up. I mean, let’s be real, who thought, “You know what this game needs? Edible rocks.” But there we are.

Remember Morrowind? Had that whole vibe where you just did random cool stuff. Like, maybe you needed a spear, or asked someone for directions, and they looked at you like you just ruined their vacation. Well, someone somewhere thought, “Yeah, eating rocks. That’s the vibe.”

So, this mod, it’s called ‘Edible Gems’ by CephalonImp. It’s straightforward — no messing around. Just gems, rocks, and ores for days. You’re basically roaming Cyrodiil, scooping up tasty pebbles like some teenage antics on bikes — if those teens were obsessed with mineral snacks.

What’s bonkers is the alchemy twist. Chomp on a gold nugget, and boom! New flavors and effects. Think silency aftertaste with a splash of shocky weakness. It’s like a mini-culinary adventure. Almost want Sheogorath to dial Jamie Oliver and brag about this new gourmet find — in Oblivion, no less.

Let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: pearls to start, madness ore with sapphire for the main, and then maybe — bear with me — a bear pelt for dessert. Nutrition, redefined. Wonder what Gordon Ramsay would say, honestly.

The crazy thing? They kept some effects from Morrowind. It’s like a nod to lore. Flawless, flawed, doesn’t matter — every gem’s a five-star meal now. But hey, choices, right? Could’ve sold it for cash, but who needs money when you have edible stones? Just, try not to think about possible indigestion — that mod’s for later.

Anyway — wait, where was I? Right, mods! People are doing rad stuff with Oblivion Remastered. Maybe time to dust it off and test your own mineral palate. Gotta see what’s next, right?