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So, picture this: you go about your day, thinking you’re all caught up on the latest Elden Ring stuff. You report on a patch, not expecting much—just your average, nothing-to-see-here update. And then BAM! Real news hits like a surprise plot twist. No official heads-up, nothing. Just, surprise, here’s an “Everdark Sovereign” boss fight for you. Thanks, FromSoft.
Apparently, these are souped-up Nightlords, dubbed Everdark Sovereigns. Sounds cool, right? The catch? You gotta have already beaten the regular Nightlords to even get a shot at these new ones. Adel, the Sovereign of Gaping Jaws, is the current nightmare. Next on the terror list is Sentient Pest and after that, brace for the Darkdrift Knight. Can’t help but wonder if they’re just making these names scarier on purpose.
What’s the deal with these Sovereigns, you ask? Weekly rotation—they love keeping us on our toes, eh? And, oh, there are more in the works. We’re talking Tricephalos, Augur—you name it. No dates, just a promise they’ll pop up eventually. Adel’s here till June 25, like a limited-time horror show no one asked for but everyone wants to conquer.
But wait, there’s more! No new boss is complete without some mysterious NPC, right? This one’s got you trading Sovereign Sigils for Relics and goodies. Also, apparently, you can change Nightreign’s Shifting Earth and Map Events with these Sigils. A nifty trick to skip the hassle of beating three Nightlords just for event kicks.
More quirky discoveries are bound to emerge as players dive into this mess. If you haven’t taken down all those Nightlords yet, you’ll want to check out this weaknesses guide we whipped up. It’s a lifesaver. And for everything else Elden Ring, you know we got you covered with our trusty guide.
Go on, dive in, and remember: chaos is part of the fun. Right?
