I’m on it! Let’s dive into this chaos:
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So, today, there was this big thing—Honkai: Star Rail version 3.4 livestream. Right on time. They’re always punctual, you know? New characters are the big deal. Everyone’s buzzing about them. And yes, they showed up.
The highlight? Oh, just a little thing—a Fate/stay night collab. No biggie. Just kidding, it’s massive! Remember how they hinted at this back in August last year when Fate/stay night finally got its English makeover? Yeah, took them long enough, right? Anyway, here we are, almost a year later, and bam! It’s happening.
Saber and Archer are jumping into Version 3.4. Saber’s a 5-Star Wind/Destruction beast, while Archer’s another 5-Star but with Quantum/Hunt flair. Free Archer for everyone logging in! Can you believe it? They’ll be hanging around longer than usual. So, mark your calendars till November.
Oh, then there’s Phainon—nice guy, been around since Version 3.0. He’s finally stepping into the spotlight as a playable dude with a Physical/Destruction vibe. About time, right? All these guys are dropping in Phase 1 because why not?
Now, let’s talk reruns. Six banners making a comeback. Tribbie, Sunday, and Sparkle are having a nostalgia trip in Phase 1. Firefly, Jingliu, and Blade join in Phase 2. It’s like, they packed everything. Who can argue with that?
And Stellaron Hunters—yes, they’re getting some tweaks in V3.4. More power for Kafka, Silver Wolf, and Blade. New outfit for Firefly. Jingliu’s getting a kit upgrade, too. Maybe she’s shifting to Elio’s crew? Could be wild.
Set your reminders, July 2nd is the launch. Second banner hits July 23rd. Oh, and you can watch the whole livestream—if that’s your thing.
Backtrack to May—Version 3.3 rang in Hyacine and The Herta. Fresh new faces and some returning ones hit the scene. Plus, some drama with voice actors switching up due to strike stuff. They sorted something out, so fingers crossed for the others still involved, like Dan Heng and Himeko. It’s a ride.
And there it is. Confusing, chaotic but isn’t that just… life?
